{"id":591,"date":"2010-09-17T23:35:31","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T06:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/?p=591"},"modified":"2016-06-30T11:14:58","modified_gmt":"2016-06-30T18:14:58","slug":"rhubarb-seven-different-textures-pt-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/2010\/09\/rhubarb-seven-different-textures-pt-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhubarb, Seven Different Textures, Pt. 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Argh. I&#8217;m cranky.<\/p>\n<p>After 6 straight hours of cooking on this recipe tonight, I&#8217;m tired and annoyed. I spent most of my time trying to successfully make the Oatmeal Streusel part of this recipe. There&#8217;s a critical step where I&#8217;m supposed to blend something that seems like a very buttery granola bar with a very small amount of cream until I achieve a &#8216;smooth consistency&#8217;. I tried this twice, and both times the blender had to run long enough that it heated up, melting the butter and heating the sugars until the mix separated into a big glob sitting in oil. No amount of reblending from this point can re-combine the two things, so I basically have to throw it away and start again. The recipe is annoyingly brief in explaining how do to this (by which I mean: &#8220;it doesn&#8217;t&#8221;). I tried chilling the streusel and cream before blending it, which buys me a little bit more time blending, but still isn&#8217;t getting me what I want. I need to quit for tonight because I&#8217;m frustrated and am getting sloppy. I posed another question about this on the Alinea Mosaic, but I&#8217;m not sure if the Alinea staff is as active on there as they once were, and am doubtful I&#8217;ll be able to get answers for this before Sunday, if at all.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/p_2592_1936_0BE95B47-944D-4A48-A816-9C07F515E555.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/p_2592_1936_0BE95B47-944D-4A48-A816-9C07F515E555.jpeg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/p_2592_1936_BFEAE996-1FE0-4E9C-BEE4-375AEE1E6E36.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/p_2592_1936_BFEAE996-1FE0-4E9C-BEE4-375AEE1E6E36.jpeg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I made my sorbet while I was wrestling with this, which I now think was a mistake; I have to freeze it now, which is going to make it way too firm to spread when I finally get this streusel thing right, and I don&#8217;t really have the time or means to remake it. I also made the gin liquid for Gin Compressed Rhubarb, which calls for &#8220;cooked gin&#8221; without explaining at all what &#8220;cooked gin&#8221; is. My best educated guess is that it&#8217;s gin that&#8217;s had the alcohol burned off, so that&#8217;s what I did. Be careful if you try this.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/p_2592_1936_C452E13F-749D-4EA2-972F-D5B3CD5C2DD4.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/p_2592_1936_C452E13F-749D-4EA2-972F-D5B3CD5C2DD4.jpeg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Argh. I&#8217;m cranky. After 6 straight hours of cooking on this recipe tonight, I&#8217;m tired and annoyed. I spent most of my time trying to successfully make the Oatmeal Streusel&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":614,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-591","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/20100920_alinea_0022.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwfL0-9x","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5342,"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions\/5342"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allenhemberger.com\/alinea\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}